Author Archives: Apprentices

On bowling for kids.

This Saturday, Riggs will be sending five brave Weconians to compete in Bowl for Kids’ Sake, a fundraiser event for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Columbia. In honor of this just cause, we bring you this week’s inside stories:

What is your strategy for winning?


Cathy Monetti
Not being on the team

Kevin Archie
A dangerous mixture of spin moves and enthusiastic yelling

Ryon Edwards
I’ll be wearing tube socks, sweat bands and tight gym shorts to distract and disgust competitors.

Yanti Pepper
Request a lane with gutter bumpers.

Kevin Smith
Step 1 – Find a left-handed bowling ball
Step 2 – Hand sanitizer

Julie Turner
My strategy is bowling alley french fries. That’s where the turkeys come from.

On dream concerts.

What would your dream concert be?


Kevin Smith
Crowded House
- Venue: Outdoor park
- Weather: 70 degrees and sunny
- Me: With friends, under a shade tree, picnic blanket, wine

Julie Turner
An acoustic Robert Earl Keen and Lyle Lovett show in a field on a Texas cattle ranch.

Kevin Archie
1. Sufjan Stevens at the Palmetto Compress Warehouse (after I have it converted to a restaurant/bar/music venue).
2. Fleet Foxes around a campfire in a wooded clearing next to a creek at dusk.
3. This.

Will Weatherly
Whiskeytown, Allman Brothers, Stevie Nicks, Rouge Wave…this is impossible. I’m waking up now, thank you.

Ryon Edwards
Simon & Garfunkel with First Aid Kit and a surprise visit by the Clash and David Bowie. Whoaa!

Cathy Monetti
Festival. Outside.
I wouldn’t survive it, but here goes:

Shawn Colvin (open)
Jeffery Foucault (set 2)
Emmylou Harris (set 3)
Patti Griffin (set 4)
Bonnie Raitt (set 5)
Sheryl Crow (set 6)
Sting (set 7)

+various and sundry combos of the above, as they come and go.

On 2013 resolutions.

What’s one of your new year’s resolutions for 2013?


Cathy Monetti
Use it up.

Will Weatherly
Read one book, any book, per month.

Teresa Coles
To make more time for friends.

Kevin Smith
Remain calm.

Julie Turner
Just have one: No New Year’s resolutions.

Kevin Archie
To finish everything I start.

Ryon Edwards
Running daily with my dog.

On mustaches.


Who is your favorite mustachioed man?

~ a perfect ending to the mustache-growing month of Movember ~

T-Riggs

Yanti Pepper
My dad :-}

Julie Turner
The Tick

Will Weatherly
Guy Williams as Zorro.

Kevin Smith
Magnum PI, hands down

Ryon Edwards

Kevin Archie
Ron Swanson

On Thanksgiving side dishes.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?


T-Riggs
Gluten-free caveman casserole

Julie Turner
Slices of canned, fully ridged cranberry goo. Mmm.

Kevin Smith
My mom’s cornbread dressing

Maria Fabrizio

Tom Barr
Sweet potato casserole

Cathy Monetti
Bourbon Cranberries (recipe)

Will Weatherly
Sweet potato casserole

Ryon Edwards
Not creamed corn.

Yanti Pepper
MPG – mashed potatoes and gravy

Kevin Archie
Sweet potato casserole